October 14th Recap of Newlyweds
As the show opens, Nick is trying to kill bees. He asks Jessica if she'd like to help, she says 'no' and goes to read a magazine.
Lea, Jessica, and Lea's business partner are discussing Jessica's birthday party theme. Lea suggests a 'mad hatter' theme. The waiter brings a crab dish to the table and the girls are baffled about how to eat it. They ask the waiter and he tells them but they still don't eat it and decide to have the waiter take it back. Jessica tells Lea to put the leg back on the crab and that way they won't have to pay for it.
Later, Nick and Jessica are in the pool. Nick says he wants a hummer. Later the discussion shifts to bee. Jessica asks why they can't hire someone to kill the bees. Nick says that he's the bee killer.
Next, they go to Home Depot. Jessica is wearing a strapless dress with an uneven hem more suitable for a party than a trip to the store. Nick says I wonder if they have drapes. Jessica says,"No, I'm not getting my drapes from Home Depot."
They then look for stuff that will kill bees. Nick then wants to get other stuff, like
a name plate for the house. Jessica whines that she's hot and that they have no airconditioner. At one point, she sits and looks bored.
When they go home, Jessica asks Nick what he's going to do. He says he's going to go kill bees and she says she's going to work out. Nick kills the bees, later Jessica
comes out to watch. Once he's done, Nick says 'Now the sprinklers will work and our ivy won't die' (the bees had been blocking the sprinklers). They go back in and Justin Jaffre (who was visiting listens to them chat about the bees a little more and then Nick says 'I need to call the maid so she can clean'.
Jessica's friends arrive for her birthday. Two are her best friends and another also doubles as her road manager.
Later Nick and Justin go to Jack In the Box for a snack. Nick is driving a Hummer
because he and Jessica modeled in a fashion show sponsored by GM and one of the perks was that you got to drive a GM car for three months.
Back at the house, Jessica and her friend Cooper act out a play they wrote in junior
high school.
Jessica hires a makeup artist and hair dresser to get her ready for her birthday party. In the limo Jessica complains about someone burping and asks them if they ate Chinese food, while giving them at snotty imperious look.
Jessica's party is at a restaurant. Jessica is seen greeting guests such as Lance Bass.
She is so drunk at the end of the night, she loses a shoe. Her parents are shown dancing and her Dad swings her mother who falls over (I guess Mommy was drunk).
After they go home, Nick asks Jessica for a 'present'. She says 'Nick' in a shocked
voice.
The next day, Jessica talks about her gifts. She shows off the matching Hermes wallet and coin purse her parents and sister gifted her with. She explains stating,"They did this all on their own, they saw how much I enjoyed my purse."
In the previews for the final episode, Jessica is shown cooking. She is spurred on by Nick saying that they eat out all the time, so she decides to cook a meal for him.
She struggles in the kitchen and is seen noting, "Cooking is stressful."
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