Jessica and Nick Make New Videos
Nick, Jessica, Drew, and Leah (Drew's wife) are sitting outside at a restaurant eating. Jessica says that Nick has a hairy ass.. she says its a good thing she doesn't lick it. Drew tells her to not talk. Nick grabs her lips with his hand and tells her to close her mouth and just breathe through her nose.
Later on, Nick is making his first video for his solo album. He is seen getting makeup done and lipsyncing to his song in the video.
Jessica has trouble opening a bottle of champagne at Nick's video shoot. She is uncertain of how to take the cork off. Her friends cower as she struggles with it; they are afraid of getting hit with the cork. Finally, it flies off.
Later, back at the Lachey Mc Mansion, the couple is seen watching the video. Nick is not happy with the video. He says it looks like an 80's video with nothing going on. Jessica says she likes the video and that its mostly girls who will watch the video so they will like all
the closeups. Nick grumbles some more about his album.
Jessica's video is next. She and Nick are driven to shoot
her video 'Sweetest Sin'. The car picks them up at 5 am. She asks Nick if they have to be in the water all day and Nick says he doesn't know and that its her video. She and Nick are shot under a waterfall kissing and fondling with Jessica's mom looking on.
Filming is stopped because Jessica gets cold (she's filming in water). They fix her makeup and then she comes out and says her ears are itching. She asks Nick 'Did I say it right?' He says 'No, you mean that you ears are burning, if your ears are itching you have a rash.' (Jessica is soooo dumb!).
Jessica is freezing while they are filming the video and at one point, after telling them to 'hurry up' as they getting ready to pour more water on her, she runs out of the water with her teeth chattering.
Jessica's dad is shown saying that Jessica waited till marriage for sex and that now she's singing about it in her song that she can have sex till she's blue in the face. (ew, ew, yuck!!)
Later Nick calls it the most uncomfortable place he's ever been in a video. Jessica says that she's sore all over especially in her back.
Jessica's video is screened at the mansion. Jessica's dad is there cuddling his tiny dog. Jessica is wearing a skimpy bra top and mini skirt. Her video budget is discussed, it cost $172,000. Nick won't discuss what his video cost. He says that it cost alot less and looks half assed. Nick gets on the phone with his manager and record label and begs for more money. He contemplates spending his own money and Jessica says that he doesn't have that sort of money. She says, 'Its like playing blackjack, Nick, you 'll never get that money back from the label.'
'What if it could have made the difference?' Nick says.
Jessica replies,'What if it didn't?'
A few days later, Nick finds out that he got the money. Then he asks Jessica if she wants to go out to eat. She says yes and he asks what she wants; she replies,'Food'.
The video is shot at their house. The people who appeared in the 'Punk'd' episode with Nick are also in the video. After the footage is interspersed with the footage from the original video, Nick is pleased with the end result.
In the previews for the next episode, it's Jessica's birthday. Her mom is shown
bringing in 'Elmo' cookies (a Sesame Street character); so much for turning 23!
Posted by inthestars at October 10, 2003 10:05 PM
