Newlyweds Recap for September 30 2003
Jessica and Nick are discussing the house. Jessica wants the house painted but Nick says that should wait till they move all the furniture so that the walls don't get nicked. Then they discuss what furniture should stay and what should go. Nick says he's not making any money so certain things will have to wait.
Jessica has to go to NYC to do the Today show because her book on weddings is coming out. She goes with her Mommy (Tina). She and her mom get to NYC and pick out clothes for the Today Show interview and the book party. They are at a boutique and Jessica says 'I'm not a good clothes tryer onner, my stylists hate me'.
Jess models a sexy outfit for mommy. Her mom encourages her to make the already mini skirt shorter. They buy the outfit. Later, Jess (wearing the micro mini) and her mom hail a cab in NYC. The cab stops and the driver says 'That's illegal'.. Jessica appears baffled and her mom says 'He means you honey!'
Nick and Drew shimmy a huge piece of furniture over the fence because
it won't fit through the front door.
Back in New York City, Jessica is on the way to her book signing. She says she's never had one before and hopes her fans will be there. She says the 12 year olds won't be interested in a marriage book but hopefully will want to see pics of Nick and her.
Jessica is told that only 12 people showed up for her signing. She is shocked. Her Dad tells her that only 250 people showed up for Hilary Clinton's book signing.
Meanwhile at home, Drew and Nick decorate the house. They hang up paintings.
Jessica is getting makeup done and a fan is introduced to her. Her mother feels that Jessica isn't being super friendly to the fan and prompts her.
Jessica gets mad and says she was being nice to the fan. Jessica's dad
says she's not acting nice today and mouths the word 'bitch'.
After the interview with Katie Couric, Jessica goes to take photos with fireman.She is wearing a tight dark blue jumpsuit. They give her a jacket and hat to try on and offer to let her slide down the pole.
Later at the hotel, Jessica can't find her hotel room even though the room number is printed on her itinerary.
Jessica comes home from NYC and complains about how Nick has decorated the house. Jessica says that Nick is trying to help her but in his own way. Nick tells her to stop bitching, first she bitches about the clutter and then she bitches when he cleans things up. Jessica says she wants to hire someone to design the house. She also complains that Nick has damaged the walls by moving things on his own and says 'We'll have to rewall the house'.
Nick says she doesn't know what she's talking about by using the word 'rewall'. Jessica says she's going to hire him as the decorator. Nick asks how he'll get paid and she says 'In the bedroom'. He says 'I want a raise with big benefits'.
Jessica says 'What?' and he replies 'You know what I mean' (I guess Jessica
had better get her knee pads ready!) Jessica gets up and Nick says 'You're going to leave me to drink alone?'. She goes off and watches TV. He goes into the room, grabs her, throws her over his shoulder and she starts screeching, 'Baby, baby, baby'.
Posted by inthestars at October 1, 2003 03:24 PM
