September 16, 2003

Fun At The Playboy Mansion Episode #4

Jessica lets out a huge fart to start the show and Nick opens the door and tries to get fresh air to come in to no avail.

Next, Jessica does not want Nick going on Playboy radio with porn star Julie Ashton. She asks him, 'What part of the building will you be in? The part where they take pictures?'

Jessica tells Nick he shouldn't do it. In addition, Nick has also been invited to a Spike TV party at the Playboy mansion.

After the interview, Nick invites the girls over from Playboy radio to a pool party.. Jessica gets mad and then goes off to her promo tour.

The house is dirty as usual, clothes everywhere. Nick has second thoughts about going to the party and having the Playboy TV girls over, and Drew says,'Well you could tell them that your house is a mess and you have to clean up so they can't come over.'

Nick grins and admits, 'Well that is the truth.'

He cancels with the Playboy girls. Nick tries to cancel attending the Playboy party, but his management tells him not to because they had already confirmed that he would attend.

Drew goes to the party with him. They leave from Drew's modest home
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Drew jokes with his wife about bringing back some Playmates. She says,'Sure go ahead', in a good natured voice.

Nick and Drew have a good time at the party looking at girls. Meanwhile, Jessica is away with her Mommy on a promo tour and she is sulking in the hotel room and complaining to Mommy. Later she phones Nick and whines to him about his activities.

Later, Nick tells Jessica about finding a mouse in the pool. He tells her it had rigor mortis. Jessica does not know that word and appears baffled. Nick slowly explains to her what

Jessica talks on the phone with Lea about golfing. She tells her about how her Dad hit a duck with a golf ball. The girls decide to go to the golf shop.

Jessica buys a golf glove. Nick tries to teach her how to golf. She keeps making divuts in the green.

Then, she quits because 'her hands hurt'.

Jessica begins a litany of complaints (I need to pee, I need to eat, Can I ride in the golf carts,then tells Nick to bend his arms). Exasperatedly, Nick tells her to knock it off.

Jessica and Nick drive to the next tee. Jessica drives erratically. The group plays some more. Jessica complains about needing to pee and asks if there are 'porta potties' around.

Later, she golfs some more and actually hits a ball. Finally its time to go and Jessica says she needs to pee again!

Previews for the next show reveal that Jessica's label is not thrilled with one of the songs on her new album and wants her to rerecord it. Jessica is not happy.

Posted by inthestars at September 16, 2003 10:10 PM