Episode #3
Episode #3
Time for another episode of the exciting adventures of Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson, America's favorite C List couple.
On the most recent episode, Nick takes Jessica, Drew, and Lea (she is Drew's wife of almost three years, as well as a former choreographer for 98 Degrees; she is currently running a party planning company called Signature Soirees, check their website for photos of Nick and Jessica at a 'soiree') camping up in Big Bear. Nick and Jessica go over to Drew and Lea's modest home and get ready for the trip. As usual its Nick organizing everything, this time with the assistance of his brother Drew (who is also in 98 Degrees with Nick). Jessica and Lea watch as Nick and Drew load everything into the SUV. Before the trip starts, Jessica starts whining about not wanting to go. She also balks at helping Drew load the mountain bikes into the car. (They are to heavy for her) Lea is mostly silent (luckily for Drew she is not as annoying as Jessica).
On the trip, Jessica whines all the way to camp site with a litany of complaints - it's too hot, when do we get there, stop I need to pee. Once there, Jessica exhausted from the long ride. She lies down in a tent. Nick and Drew setup the camp. Nick explains that the food and toiletries will have to go in a special locker to protect them from bears.
Jessica shudders and says,'There are bears out here?'
After the fire is started, Jessica complains about the smoke and says,'It dries my eyes out, I should have brought my eye drops.'
The next morning, everyone is up and talking about the upcoming hike. Lea thinks that they should come back to the camp site for lunch. Nick says, 'No, we should put sandwiches in a bag and take them in the cooler.'
Jessica then complains that sandwiches will get soggy and she doesn't want soggy sandwiches. Wisely, she tells him not to get mad at her before she stops speaking after she catching him shooting her a look of annoyance. After Jessica's rant, Nick tells her to get her ass in the tent to get dressed so that they can go hiking.
The group drives to the hiking trail and Jessica starts complaining. She tells Lea that her father used to give fitness tests and that she never went with him because he knew that she'd complain too much.
Jessica falls on the way down the hiking trail which momentarily stops her complaining. Nick is nice enough to pick her up instead of walking off and leaving her there.
Back at camp, Jessica tells Nick that they should have gone to Santa Barbara instead. Fast forward to dinner time. Jessica, in her never ending quest to be irresponsible, admits that she left toiletries (which were supposed to be put away) out where the bears could get them. Nick looks astonished at her statement, but quickly remember who he is married to and recovers.
Gathered around the blazing campfire, the group chit chats and Lea pulls out the book of questions. She asks everyone in turn,'If you were 90 years old, would you rather have the body or the mind of a 30 year old?'
'I'd rather have the body of a 30 year old because people don't expect you to have a brain. They just want to love on you.', says Jessica.
Nick is asked if there's any whose life he prefers to his. When he hesitates, Jessica says that he's making her feel small.
'Well, I'm sure Bruce Willis has a great life.' says Nick. Jessica pouts.
They all go to bed. Jessica and Lea get up to go to the bathroom, but become scared by creatures they find in there. They run out of the bathroom screaming.
The next morning everyone gets up. Lea asks Drew to make her a sandwich because she made him one yesterday; he tells her to get up off her ass and make it herself.
Jessica starts screaming because there are bugs in her hair. Drew somberly states, 'The PMS girls stirred them up.'
The next shot is of Jessica and Nick walking down a somewhat steep hill. Jessica is complaining (as usual) and Nick says, 'See Jessica, this is alot easier than coming up.'
Jessica then stumbles and falls on her butt. Instead of leaving her there, Nick picks her up.
Later, the guys breakdown the camp. The girls just wander around. Nick makes fun of what Jessica says when she goes to the bathroom, she always says, 'gotta go poo poo'. (Yuck!)
On next weeks previews, Jessica throws a fit because Nick is going to the Playboy building.. also the happy couple is golfing and Jessica is trying to golf with Nick offering some frustrated advice. Later she drives the cart onto the other people's green without realizing it until Nick tells her.
Posted by inthestars at September 10, 2003 04:23 AM
